i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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