I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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