I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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