They have a pepper shaker for pot.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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