Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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