All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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