i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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