my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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