I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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