Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
my poor anus
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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