I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
what day is it and did you see me today?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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