Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
ttyl tear gas
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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