...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I need a burrito and a hug.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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