You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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