I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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