What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Couch. On fire.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
