Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize