I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My vagina is officially offended.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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