I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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