I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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