You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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