i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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