what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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