Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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