I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Randomize
