Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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