I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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