hell yes lets make some ravioli
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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