with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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