i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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