Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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