go do what you do best...puke behind churches
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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