wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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