I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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