The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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