This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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