whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
