i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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