My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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