ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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