check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
And then he peed in my hair
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