I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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