If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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