the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
