Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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