Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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