I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
If its not for food we ain't going out.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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