Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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