Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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