she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
It's shark week go big or go home
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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