I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
