she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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