everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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