It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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