Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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