Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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